Corner of Contemplation

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

bigbardafree:

i wish marvel fandom would realize that nobody hates dc comics more than dc fans like they dont have to keep reminding us

gailsimone:

Hahahahaha!

gailsimone:

Hahahahaha!

“We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes, and shag each other’s brains out. We are designed to party… We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!”

They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. 

captainhooker:

commission for livelong-gofuckyourself 

hyannah:

jim how do you even still have friends

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD